Wentworth Miller "behind the scenes" photo spread

Just because.
[Just Jared]

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Kevin Federline will get your New Year's party started

What are you doing for New Year's? Want a guaranteed way to make it like 10x more exciting? Make sure to go to music.yahoo.com right before midnight, and when the ball drops, crank up your laptop full blast and start 2006 to what will surely be the most awesomely pathetic rap album of the year, Kevin Federline's very first single, "Popo Zao," which roughly translates from Wigger to English as "My sperm is worth more than gold."

Also be sure to look out on Wall Street later next year when shares of Kevin's sperm start trading on the stock market (get it before Time Warner buys him out!).
[Kfed Online]

P.S. I think it's important to keep in mind that making this album cost about $1 million of Britney Spears' money. Remember back in '99 when you bought her "...Baby One More Time" album? This is where your money went. You paid for this. It's your fault.

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MTA strike update

On your way home from work today, you can give your bus driver a big pat on the back and a heartfelt thumbs up. You know what, you can even plant a wet one right on his mouth (you know you wanted to the first time you set eyes on him and his glorious blue and white bus after three agonizing days of negotiating livery van fares with surly Jamaican fake bus drivers).

The Transport Workers Union has negotiated a 37-month contract that includes a 10.5% pay increase over that time period, no changes to their pension system, paid maternity leave, better health insurance for retirees, and an added holiday. The negotiations also yielded one significant giveback from the TWU - a 1.5% salary contribution to health insurance.

So in the end, after a couple days of wearing your sneakers to work and sharing taxis with strangers (or 'telecommuting'/dancing along with Ellen Degeneres in your living room), the TWU seems to have won this battle and we can all go back to hating the MTA exclusively.
[NY Times]

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Sean Lennon is looking for love

Would you like to date this man? What if I told you he is the son of one of history's greatest musicians? Still no? Well, how about if... oh never mind.
[Oh no they didn't!]

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Jessica Simpson & her collagen are moving into a new house

Since announcing her separation from Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson has been living at her parents' home, while Nick stayed in the house he and Jessica used to share. But pretty soon CaCee will have to pack up all of Jessica's stuff and move it to her new $3 million house in Beverly Hills. No more sneaking out the second floor window at night to meet up with Johnny Knoxville Bam Margera Adam Levine her pimp her dad whoever.
[Chicago Sun Times]

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Kevin Federline's about to blow up

In my previous post, I included a link to Kevin Federline's new website. It seemed kind of empty, but I signed up for the mailing list and was treated to a montage of celebrity gossip magazine covers featuring mostly recent headlines involving Kevin and Britney set to samples of his upcoming album. It's basically the best 30 seconds you will spend on the internet except for this. Here is a little of what you'll see on KFed's website.

Hey Everyone,

I don't think we've ever been formally introduced. My name is Kevin Federline. I'm 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha.

Kevin

You should also totally check out his MySpace page. It's pretty much what you'd expect.

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2006 celebrity predictions

We can all agree that 2005 was an amazing year in celebrity gossip. Britney & Kevin, Bobby & Whitney, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan, Tom Cruise, The Simpson-Lachey Family, and many others have really come through this year and given us all something to talk about at work until the Sopranos comes back. I think 2006 will bring bigger and better celebrity gossip for all of us to enjoy. Here are some of my predictions.

* Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will definitely be married before their baby is born. I think they'll be married before the Independence Day date that has been floating around.

* Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will stick it out in 2006.

Full list after the jump


* At least one more celebrity couple will move to Brooklyn.

* Beyonce and Jay Z will either get married or announce their engagement.

* Stavros Niarchos will dump Paris Hilton (if he hasn't already) and be seen out somewhere in LA with MK Olsen a few days later.

* Whitney Houston will not enter rehab.

* Kevin Federline will drop a fucking dope as shit album and all you hater motherfuckers will recognize.

* Hailey Duff will not go away.

* Jennifer Love Hewitt will not go away.

* You will be seeing a lot more of Hillary Clinton in the news. You will also get to know the dirty slut side of Chelsea Clinton a little better.

* Anna Nicole Smith will get her hard earned inheritance.

* It's definitely possible that Angelina Jolie is currently pregnant. However, if she is not currently pregnant, she will also not become pregnannt in 2006 with Brad Pitt's baby.

* And yes, Apple will come out with new iPod.

* I can't take credit for this one. It's Queen Latifah's prediction that I will share with you. New Jersey's new slogan will be, New Jersey: We don't fucking like you either.

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Who's the boss?

Did you ever notice that the plots on Who's the Boss are completely ridiculous and that the acting is terrible? Also, on the episode in which Angela and Tony try to convince Sam to go to college and give her a tour of a college classroom, all the desks are left handed.

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Tori Spelling getting married again

Ok, so I've had more time on my hands than I expected during the holidays, so I'll post occasionally.

You can file this under "ew. gross." According to UsWeekly, Tori Spelling is engaged to her unconfirmed baby daddy, Dean McDermott. Even the obscenely wealthy and hideous have shotgun weddings.

UsWeekly statement after the jump.

TORI SPELLING ENGAGED


Dec. 27, 2005 11 AM PST


LOS ANGELES -- Us Weekly has learned exclusively that Tori Spelling, 32, got engaged to her boyfriend of four months, actor Dean McDermott, 39, on Christmas Eve while in Canada visiting his family. A source close to the couple tells Us that McDermott popped her the question after a moonlit ride on a horse-drawn carriage on a Christmas tree farm just outside of Toronto, Ontario. ''I've never seen her happier,'' a Spelling pal tells Us. ''She said it was the most romantic night of her life.'' Spelling's engagement ring is a luminous diamond-and-sapphire ring that, according to a source, has a ''1940's style.'' Spelling's rep couldn't be reached for comment.

Both Spelling and McDermott are in the process of getting divorced. Spelling's ex, writer Charlie Shanian, 39, filed for divorce on Oct. 13 of this year, fifteen months after the couple's $1 million wedding. Earlier this year, McDermott separated from Canadian TV personality Mary Jo Eustace, 48, with whom he shares two kids. Spelling and McDermott met this summer on the set of the Lifetime TV movie Mind over Murder. The couple has not yet set a wedding date.

[UsWeekly]

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