For serious...

Who is this child's father? How old is she? I won't lie, "Suri" looks like she could possibly be Tom Cruise's biological child, but is it really a coincidence that Tom Cruise and Chris Klein have very similar facial features? It's almost impossible to say one way or the other who the real father is. Look, this is a mystery that will probably never be solved, but I would like to state for the record that there is, at best, a 45% chance Tom Cruise is this baby's father (there's a 45% chance it's Chris Klein's spawn and a 10% chance it's a random Chinese baby).

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