Seriously, how badly do you want to believe this is true?

"[Life & Style] magazine is claiming that not one, not two, but THREE sources close to TomKat are insisting that the couple are OVAH!"

Perez Hilton (and his large head) has the very juicy scoop!
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Brokeback going to Jamaica

My people don't really care for gays. It's one of the things I like least about Jamaicans. The oppressed have to stick together, right?! Anyway, you know how every other Dancehall song is about killing gays, yeah, in case you didn't, now you know. Jamaicans are totally fixated on gays being unfit to live amongst them, very violently fixated, in fact. I'm not saying all Jamaicans hate gays, but a lot of them (especially macho men) do.

That is why I am shocked they allowed Brokeback Mountain to be released in two movie theaters on the island. Honestly, I'm pretty sure there are only two movie theaters on the island. I could be wrong (maybe there are only 2 in Kingston, but more on the rest of the island), but I don't think I am. So, really Brokeback Mountain is being released in ALL JAMAICAN MOVIE THEATRES! And let me tell you something, Jamaicans don't like Gays, but they LOVE cowboy movies. I have no idea why - it's a weird cultural thing. That and rum. We LOVE rum. And ganja. And anal sex. No, just kidding (about the anal sex part).
[Contact Music]

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The week of romance rekindled

I told you how I feel about celebrities splitting up (when I like them) and this week seems to have been a good one for family values (conservatives rejoice!). It seems there may be a vague possibility that Nicole Richie and DJ AM are getting back together. I kind of always thought they would because they seemed really into each other despite the fact that they're both ugly and have eating issues. Anyway, I wish them a healthy journey to reconstituting their relationship with each other and solid food.
[Post Chronicle]

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Hillary Swank & Chad Lowe back on?

I liked them as a couple. It would be great if they didn't go through with the divorce and worked things out - I'm a child of divorce, so (non-retarded) celebrity couples splitting up makes me feel sad :(
[IDLYITW]

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Jamie Foxx: Alimony is for sissies

From [ONTD]:

Nick Lachey was ripped a bit by actor Jamie Foxx in an interview broadcast on Monday night on his decision to seek cash from his wife and big money earner Jessica Simpson. "A real man don't do those kind of things," Foxx stated to ET. "I don't really agree with that because I think it's a cop-out. You gotta get up and do your own thing." Foxx then offered his services, saying "Jessica if you're looking, holler at a real man."

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Paris Hilton sex tape, Part 27

There certainly isn't a shortage of people eager to exploit Paris Hilton's sluttiness. All the time people come out of the woodwork and inform the gossip-thirsty public that they have had sex with Paris Hilton and have the video/photos/chlamydia to prove it. Paris Hilton has been in more sex tapes than many porn stars, and yet she insists on pushing her I'm better than you image. Eventually people will stop buying it entirely and she will be on Flavor of Love II.
[IDLYITW]

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Pretty much hilarious

TMZ's take on the logical next step in Kevin and Britney's constantly escalating lack of judgement. Hysterical.
[TMZ]

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Madonna's illustrator gets beat down

First of all, if you know Madonna, you have no business being at lowly Crobar. Secondly, these "unidentified miscreants" are obviously drug dealers or people he owed money to. People just don't get the shit beat out of them for no reason in Chelsea.
[Lowdown]

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Dr.McDreamy knows my pain

Patrick Dempsey is plagued with the same self-doubt that has crippled me for years.

Patrick Dempsey was wracked with insecurity after being out of work for ten years before landing his role in "Grey's Anatomy." "I'm ugly, I'm untalented, I'm no good, I'm a has-been. It's like [bleep], what happened to me? I used to be me," Dempsey tells the March issue of Details mag. Dempsey even stopped going to the movies because he was upset about not being able to land roles in any films. "I'd come in [to movies] with this bitter attitude. It's not an escape, because I feel this disappointment, this jealousy."

Patrick Dempsey has articulated the main reason I have a celebrity gossip blog - I am incapable of absorbing news about people who are smarter than me and/or have more legitimate success than me. I am, however, like a sponge for news regarding Katie Holmes' fake pregnancy, Britney Spears abandoning her career and self-respect, and Paris Hilton doing anything. Don't start feeling all superior though - that's why you're reading this. Flavor of Love makes everyone respect themselves a little more.
[Scoop]

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