Star Jones makes it official

She finally quit The View this morning. Seriously, "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" started playing in my head when she was making her announcement.
[Access Hollywood]
UPDATE: THAT BITCH GOT FIRED!!!!!!!

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What the fuck is wrong with Wes?

Or maybe the more important question is what the fuck is wrong with Johanna? Why does Wes feel the need to call his girlfriend and his partner "stupid bitches?" He grosses me out. Also, his head is shaped really weird, which further accentuates his nasty mohawk. What kind of drugs does he slip in Johanna's cereal every morning?

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This kid is not a celebrity, but he is just as smart as one

On Saturday night, after a night of boozing, a Penn State senior fell onto the subway tracks at Union Square and landed on the electrified third rail. He was leaning over the edge of the platform to see if a train was coming (common practice for sober New Yorkers, but not a good idea if you can't see straight), but lost his balance and fell onto the tracks. He was stuck there for two minutes before being rescued, and amazingly, he survived with burns on only his right elbow and thumb. The most amazing part: he's only pretty sure he'll slow down on the drinking in the future. That's the thing about near death experiences; every one you have inches you closer and closer to reforming the behavior that almost killed you.
[NY Post]

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Where in the world?

Seriously. Where are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? No pictures of them out and about have surfaced in weeks, and we still have not seen even one shot of their "baby." How come the paparazzi can't find her all of a sudden? Where is she hiding? Or maybe we're supposed to believe she has not left the house because she's been too busy being a "mother?" How come we saw pictures of her shopping for shoes when she was like 48 weeks pregnant and now all of a sudden she can't leave the house? Seriously. Where are Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise? How come when it comes to these two I always have so many questions???

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