2006 celebrity predictions

We can all agree that 2005 was an amazing year in celebrity gossip. Britney & Kevin, Bobby & Whitney, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan, Tom Cruise, The Simpson-Lachey Family, and many others have really come through this year and given us all something to talk about at work until the Sopranos comes back. I think 2006 will bring bigger and better celebrity gossip for all of us to enjoy. Here are some of my predictions.

* Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will definitely be married before their baby is born. I think they'll be married before the Independence Day date that has been floating around.

* Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will stick it out in 2006.

Full list after the jump


* At least one more celebrity couple will move to Brooklyn.

* Beyonce and Jay Z will either get married or announce their engagement.

* Stavros Niarchos will dump Paris Hilton (if he hasn't already) and be seen out somewhere in LA with MK Olsen a few days later.

* Whitney Houston will not enter rehab.

* Kevin Federline will drop a fucking dope as shit album and all you hater motherfuckers will recognize.

* Hailey Duff will not go away.

* Jennifer Love Hewitt will not go away.

* You will be seeing a lot more of Hillary Clinton in the news. You will also get to know the dirty slut side of Chelsea Clinton a little better.

* Anna Nicole Smith will get her hard earned inheritance.

* It's definitely possible that Angelina Jolie is currently pregnant. However, if she is not currently pregnant, she will also not become pregnannt in 2006 with Brad Pitt's baby.

* And yes, Apple will come out with new iPod.

* I can't take credit for this one. It's Queen Latifah's prediction that I will share with you. New Jersey's new slogan will be, New Jersey: We don't fucking like you either.