Jenna Bush's VAGINA

I'm not kidding. A coke habit only partially explains her behavior.
[Perez Hilton]
Update: I finally got around to looking at the face, and I guess that is not actually Jenna Bush.

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Newlyunweds?

Is it possible that Joe Simpson is so focused on exploiting his daughters that he would try to profit from Jessica's divorce mere weeks after they announced their separation? Would he allow, even encourage MTV to create a reality show about Jessica Simspson's new single life? Like the man said, you just can't let those DD's go to waste. Pimpin' ain't easy.

[National Ledger]

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No more Radar

Radar Magazine folds. BUMMER!!!!!!!
[Gawker]

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Kevin Federline Speaks out?

I saw this yesterday and hesitated to post it because it just didn't strike me as true. This story claims that Kevin Federline suffered temporary, severe dumbfuckedness and did an interview with a German tabloid, expressing his frustration with his new domestic lifestyle.

In the interview, he allegedly says, "She treated me badly, wouldn’t let my friends into the house! She and her mother tried to tell me how to live my life - I just can’t let that happen. And I don’t know a guy with self-respect who’d let himself be treated like that! I’m just supposed to be her little husband who jumps at every command."

And on the possibility of divorce: "I don’t like lawyers, but I need protection in a situation like this. This is the situation I’m in: I’m homeless a couple of days before Christmas!" The story also claims he said he would want $115 million in a divorce settlement. "I’m not interested in money. She just needs to learn that she can’t reel me in, and then drop me like this."

This interview, if it ever happened, I guess occured during the few days in early December when the couple were separated. If the interview is real, then this is the most retarded example of complete lack of trailer trash judgement in the history of mankind.

In any case, it's been confirmed that Britney and Kevin have worked out their differences and are back together for now. He's got his sweet Ferarri back and I assume his credit cards and bank accounts have been reactivated. Hopefully he will learn to love being Britney Spears' lap dog and, more importantly, learn to shut the fuck up about it.

Also, for what it's worth, Spears' rep claims this interview is pure internet fantasy.
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[Ireland Online]

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Can't a girl just score some coke without the Secret Service getting involved?

Apparently not. Especially if your dad is the President of the United States of America. Especially if you didn't even offer to share any with him.
[Radar]

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Paris & Nicky not so popular in Germany

I guess this is kind of funny.

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Colin Farrell in rehab for addiction to painkillers

Page Six claims he has recently developed man boobs. They also claim he was linked to 20 women this year and refer to him as the 'lusty Leprechaun.'
[Page Six]

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Celebrity sightings

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams apparently never leave Brooklyn. Incognito celebrity stalkers Dan Fallon and Mary Morgan saw them shopping with their newborn at Olive's Very Vintage in Carroll Gardens.

Also, Dan has a theory that Paul Giamatti is studying for a role and has to be unkempt at all times. Dan spotted Giamatti in Brooklyn Heights looking scruffy, and recent Gawker Stalker sightings have noted his disheveled appearance, while in the past Mary frequently saw Giamatti shopping for books and looking completely normal.

Dan and Jenny both recently saw NY Giants' defensive end Michael Strahan at a GQ event drinking free booze and scoring a free jacket.

Correction: Dan saw Paul Giamatti on the north end of Bryant Park, not in Brooklyn Heights, if it matters to you.

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Tabloid Tuesday

Last week the tabloids broke from their normally unique and original reporting and all printed the same four stories.
[National Ledger]

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Celebrity jury duty

Hey guys. Long time no blog. So, to get things started again, I’d like to talk about Jessica Simpson. I think together we have the brain power to deconstruct the lies, infidelity and creepy parental involvement, and figure out what was really going on in the Simpson-Lachey marriage. I have some theories. Here are the facts (rumors) as I understand them:

It might be true that Jessica had a fling with Maroon 5’s Adam Levine last September. It also might be true that at some point during and/or soon after the filming of The Dukes of Hazard (they filmed last winter) she had a fling with Johnny Knoxville. It might even be true that Jessica was getting – um – extra special workouts from her personal trainer during the filming of the Dukes of Hazard.

Nick has been seen all over southern California and Las Vegas going to strip clubs, chatting up pretty girls at bars, hooking up with his ex, hooking up with college students, and numerous other sketchy activities.

Then there is the CaCee Cobb factor. CaCee was apparently the fly on the wall in the marriage and saw at least Jessica’s infidelity and sympathizes with Nick. Maybe she sympathizes a little too much. Plus, Jessica has been very generous to CaCee lately, buying her a new BMW and paying for her recent birthday party. I know they’re BFF, but isn’t it possible she’s hoping to buy her silence? Who knows what CaCee might have to say to Nick’s divorce attorney (rumored to be Laura Wasser who has also represented Angelina Jolie and Denise Richards) and how many of Jessica’s hard earned millions those stories could cost her.

Then there is the matter of Ashlee Simpson having questionable taste in fashion and men. Yuck.

Anyway, this is the case I present to you. Judge for yourself.

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Christmas comes early for Kevin Federline

He got his sweet ride back! This motherfucker has got it made.
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