Disco nap

Is it wrong that I'd rather stay home and watch Court TV's Saturday Night Solution instead of going out and having fun with my friends? I'm taking a nap now, but here are two links that will keep you entertained if you decide to stay in tonight.

[MC Hammer's blog] It's not that interesting, but it is MC Hammer's blog.
[Monk-E-Mail] I made one a while back for Carolyn. If you make one, I highly recommend recording your message on your cell phone. Makes it more personal.

If the F is on some kind of funky schedule this weekend, I'm not going anywhere.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes possibly involved in elaborate hoax?

Do you ever get the feeling Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are, you know, like a fake couple? I know, that sounds out there and unlikely, but I just have this weird feeling...I don't know, maybe it's just me. But there was this one story on Dlisted about these new pictures of Tom and Katie making out a baseball game. One of his readers was at the game in the box next to theirs and said it was all just a show:

These 2 only kissed when the "KissKam" came over to them and they were featured on the big screens, after that she got up and moved back to the couch where she was sitting before and stayed there for the WHOLE game! They didn't even walk out together! Tom was more interested in his blackberry and Katie was reading InStyle pretty much the whole time. It looks like they can't stand each other. She looked FUG anyways and he's like 2 feet tall!

Hmmm...you have to admit this is kind of fishy. At least when she has her baby, she will be in good company.
[Dlisted]

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Someone please break up the pity party

Don't you think it's weird that more than a year after her separation from Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston continues to remind us through magazine interviews that she "doesn't want any pity?" I personally don't really care anymore that Brad dumped her for Angelina, and I certainly don't care enough to feel pity.

Anyway, Perez Hilton reports he's heard whispers of a possible Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn - get this - WEDDING THIS WEEKEND! I bet you didn't see that coming. Actually, I take back what I said before - I kind of do pity Jennifer Aniston now. What a downgrade! If my brand new Mercedes got stolen, I wouldn't buy a Honda to replace it.

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New post on K-Fed Rap Star

Check it out.

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It hurts me more than it hurts you

I'd like to tell you that I haven't been updating the blog because I was on vacation somewhere warm with unlimited free alcohol, but the pathetic truth is I started a new job where I actually have to do work all day. Although I am 26 years old, this is a first for me and I'm trying to find a new balance. I guarantee celebrity gossip blogging will be part of this new balance, but not as much as I'd like. I know. So sad. Anyway, I don't think it would be wise to count on me for comprehensive celebrity news (the links on the sidebar should take care of that), but I think I can post once or twice a day. Fucking sucks being a grown-up.

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