Someone please break up the pity party

Don't you think it's weird that more than a year after her separation from Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston continues to remind us through magazine interviews that she "doesn't want any pity?" I personally don't really care anymore that Brad dumped her for Angelina, and I certainly don't care enough to feel pity.

Anyway, Perez Hilton reports he's heard whispers of a possible Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn - get this - WEDDING THIS WEEKEND! I bet you didn't see that coming. Actually, I take back what I said before - I kind of do pity Jennifer Aniston now. What a downgrade! If my brand new Mercedes got stolen, I wouldn't buy a Honda to replace it.