Masturbators notwithstanding, I'd take the Q over the F any day

Thank God 2005 did not end without public masturbation on the Q train, accompanied by overzealous rider vigilantism.

Last Thursday, a Gothamist reader riding the Q train spotted a man in the act of pleasuring himself. This brave New Yorker confronted the masturbator by yelling across the train (there were other people in the car) that he could see that he was masturbating and was going to call the police. The masturbator then politely stopped and muttered a strange defense of his actions - something about how hard it is for a black man to get "sucked off" because the world is overrun with white and Latina bitches. Someone send this man a link to craigslist!
[Gothamist]