Blind items

I always wonder how true these blind items are because the celebrity behavior in them is always so absurd. Anyway, these are juicy:

WHICH super-skinny celeb says she wants to gain weight but can't? Seems that when she was not so thin, she had her stomach stapled and is stuck with her skeletal look...WHICH Hollywood starlet, who's earned a rep for sleeping with almost anyone, is now into threesomes? She likes to get it on with two guys at once in club bathrooms...WHICH young, divorced celebrity left her man because she thought she had found true love with someone else? Sadly, the guy she had an affair with freaked out when she left her husband for him and hasn't called her since...WHICH actress is so desperate for male attention, she's been known to turn into a "psycho-stalker?" After her last one-night stand, her conquest, whom many assumed to be gay, said he couldn't get rid of her.

Hmmm...the obvious guess for the skinny celeb is Nicole Richie. She is super skinny and also crazy enough to staple her stomach. She probably used the same doctor who stapled DJ AM's stomach.

That second once could be literally half of Hollywood. Your guess is as good as mine, but let's just say it's, I dunno, how about Michelle Trachtenberg. I just have a feeling she is a total ho-bag.

The divorced celebrity... I guess Jessica Simpson, because I really can't think of anyone else.

So many desperate actresses. Man that could also be anyone. I want to say Teri Hatcher, because of the whole Ryan Seacrest thing. I guess it could also be Tara Reid, because I can't think of anyone more desperate any sort of attention.
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