That bitch Star Jones

Yeah, I know I have no good reason to hate her with such passion. She never did anything to me personally. I just don't like her. Anyway, I am not exaggerating when I say every day when I come home, the first thing I do is scan all the gossip blogs to check if something horrible has happened to her. Did she officially get canned from The View? Did Al leave her for another man? I just sit around all day waiting for her world to unravel publicly! I just had to get that out in the open. It feels better to say it out loud. I hope she gets eaten by a bear.