This weekend in Britney: BLIZZARD EDITION

You might be thinking, "Good God, it's Saturday night! Do you seriously have nothing better to do than update your blog?!" Yes! The answer is yes! There's a snowstorm outside, and I decided to heed city officials' warnings and stay indoors. When it just began snowing, I went to the supermarket and it was total chaos. There was almost no water left and the lines were insane. You'd think Park Slope was on the verge of a nuclear holocaust. I bought enough hot pockets and frozen pizzas to survive a few days, so don't worry about me.

Anyway, I figure it's time for a Britney Spears update, because it's pretty much always time for a Britney Spears update.

Earlier this week, Britney admitted having her baby in her lap while driving on a highway was a mistake. Meanwhile, Shar Jackson publicly questioned Britney's judgment and parenting capabilities. You have to wonder if Shar Jackson is in a position to question anyone's judgment or parenting abilities... she had two children out of wedlock with a pot-smoking, womanizing backup dancer.

Britney and Kevin made an appearance at Kanye West's pre-Grammy party and got into big, fat fight. Britney wound up leaving with her bodyguard, but Kevin decided to stay.

Not satisfied that she's had quite enough bad PR for February, she set her bodyguards on the paparazzi who camp out at the Starbucks near her Malibu house. I doubt Britney herself conceived the bodyguard-paparazzi offensive as it involved an elaborate car switching maneuver. It also involved some side swiping, which got the police involved. TMZ even has video!

And that is this weekend in Britney Spears.