Jake Gyllenhaal: Dating beneath himself since 2002

I wish Kirsten Dunst would please give me some of the voodoo magic she uses on Jake Gyllenhaal. I've stopped counting the number of times they've broken up. I almost even stopped caring. But come on Jake! You made out with Heath motherfuckin' Ledger! You're officially out of her league. Starting acting like it.

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