Alcohol solves all your problems

Remember Jewel? You know, guitar? Crooked teeth? Anyway, here is what she has to say about drinking:

"I didn't start drinking until I was 30," Jewel tells Blender. "I grew up singing for alcoholics, and it never really seemed like alcohol fixed anything. I was afraid that it would get me. Around 30, I kind of realized that alcohol really does solve all your problems. Whoever said drinking doesn't help lied. You live and you learn."

I'm glad someone besides me finally said it.
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