A new day, a new brand of crazy

I almost didn't believe this when I read it:

Katie Holmes has been banned from speaking to her baby for a week after it is born, it has been reported.

The pregnant actress has agreed not to talk to her new arrival, believed to be a girl, for at least seven days after she has entered the world, in accordance with fiancé Tom Cruise's Scientology beliefs.

Katie, who is due to give birth any day, has already promised Tom she will deliver the child in complete silence, and she will also have very little contact afterwards.

If child services needs to be called in for a little fracture in Sean Preston Spears' skull, then I think they should send someone over to Camp Scientology to make sure Tom isn't planning to sacrifice this baby to L. Ron Hubbard. Seriously. Tom Cruise is crazy. It isn't funy anymore.
[Life Style Extra]