Not the reunion show I wanted to watch

So, I guess the Flavor of Love reunion show didn't air on Sunday. Yeah, I'm totally bummed out too. But the reality TV gods made it up to us with a surprise reunion show on MTV the Gauntlet 2. It was alright; certainly not that best MTV reality TV reunion ever. The best parts were Kina and Beth.

First of all, it definitely looked like Kina spent a good chunk of her prize money on tanning salons, teeth whitening, eye makeup, and hair spray. What I'm trying to say here is she looked like a coked out 70s call girl. And I guess she figured since she spent all that money on teeth whitening she should definitely makes sure to be running her mouth at every opportunity, and all she seemed to want to talk about was how much Cara sucks. Cara managed to stay pretty classy about the whole thing and kind of ignore Kina, but Kina kept taking cheap shots at her.

Beth continues to have a personality disorder. She is obviously an evil bitch in desperate need of money and attention. First she denied starting drama with Jodi, Robyn, and Mark, when it's obvious the only reason she had to roll up on Robyn and tell her that her ex-boyfriend told some other girl on the show he loved her is to start some petty drama. Well done Beth. But she's such a dumb cunt that like 15 minutes after denying her drama queen status, she was fueling a fight between Derrick and Jamie because they were both hooking up with Montana (why?).

Oh, and the third great thing about the reunion was Alton being hot.

UPDATE: So when I was looking for a picture of Alton to post here, I came across this on The Smoking Gun. Interesting.