Hottie update

This is from a press release on Hottie's webiste. I guess these are supposed to be fan comments or testimonials or something, but they are mostly pure comedy:

Hear what people are saying:

"You've inspired me to seek my own greatness."
Comments from viewer who saw Schatar in the VH1 commercial.

"Can you help me put together a package for my agency?"
[A]sks a successful business owner.

"After seeing Schatar perform, I have to take my husband home and put him under the shower!"
Statement by an 84 year old senior at CareFree facility where Schatar donated her time.