Paris Hilton goes through Greek shipping heir boyfriends like Courtney Loves goes through tubes of red lipstick

Here is what her publicist had to say about the breakup and her being attacked with flour by PETA:

"I believe Paris and Stavros are still a couple, and Paris did not wear fur in the show. She loves animals."

To be fair, how hard would you try if you were Paris Hilton's publicist?
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