Lots of news, but I'm lazy

Weren’t you shocked about DJ AM and Nicole Richie breaking off their engagement?! I sure was. It might have something to do with both of their weight issues. It might have something to do with her alleged ‘partying’ in LA when AM was in Vegas working.
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[Perez Hilton]
Cranston, Rhode Island & Paris Hilton – each just as classy as the other.
[Dlisted]
Matt Damon’s having a baby, fulfilling his promise to Ben that since they couldn’t have babies together, they would just raise them together.
[Spotlighting News]
I guess after Paris Hilton listens to her own album, she feels like getting a colonic.
Paris Hilton might be bulemic, but Ashlee Simpson definitely ‘used to be’ anorexic. I know. Try not to shit yourself from the shock.
Eminem to remarry his ex, Kim. You remember her, right? He used to always rap about killing her. Right. Her.
[NY Daily News]