Someone needs to save Michael Jackson

If I could, I would help all the celebrities in need of a swift kick in the ass. But I'd say Michael Jackson is a priority case, because he has clearly fallen the farthest. So he's been living avoiding reality in Dubai, a place where really rich people can buy their own man-made island. Please note he is the only one not wearing western clothes. Please also note you can still see the crazy through his burka. If you look really closely you can see his kid asking for someone to kidnap him and give him a more normal life.

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