Playing catch up

Hello there everyone. Sorry i have not been keeping up my end of the deal with this blog thing, but I'm back. I'm not going to try to catch up on everything I missed, but here is a quick recap of what i think are the most important events of the past few days:

Lindsay Lohan's asthma attack did not diminish her cleverness or her slutiness or her drunken, slutty girls' night outs with her mom.

All hell broke lose in the NFL last weekend in the best possible way.

Britney Spears continued her assault on eastern religion.

Eminem starts anew with the old.

Tom Cruise is not any less crazy than the last time I posted about him.

Maybe there's more. If I think of anything, I'll add it on.