All the news I didn't post

Here is all the news I should have posted over the past couple days, but didn't because I suck.

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have their baby! I guess Garners's doctors finally looked at her HUGE belly and decided it was time for that sucker to drop, so they induced labor on Thursday and Jennifer popped out what I have to imagine is the world's biggest baby girl.
[Reuters]
Pete Doherty slams Kate Moss for going to rehab for the wrong reasons. Meanwhile, he gets arrested after (honorably?) dropping out of rehab.
[Perez Hilton]
Who is this bitch? An Ohio State student goes on w(h)or(e)ldwide publicity tour, apologizing for making out with Nick Lachey while he was married to Jessica Simpson and helping to cause their break up. Meanwhile, Jessica is still unreasonably pouty.
[Popsugar]
[The Superficial]
Seth & Summer might be heading out to Providence in the fall. Seth at Brown and Summer at Providence College. Cute.
[The OC on Fox]