It's 9:02 am and I have not had any coffee

It's too early for celebrity gossip, so I will instead send out a public service announcement. If you ever see more than 1 toddler on a subway car, don't get in it; especially if two or more children belong to the same mother or father. Also, if you are on a train in the morning and you're in a bad mood and someone happens to brush up against your coat or your enormous bag, keep it to yourself. Commuter rage hurts everyone. Also, don't ever take the F train. It's slow, crowded and it smells like piss and homelessness. And while I am at it, Kirsten Dunst is ugly.

Buy me this for Christmas